Straight Face Quotes

41 Straight Face quotes by 38 unique authors

I tend to stay in character between scenes... to be rather serious on set, but here's why, and I think people will find it surprising.… — Christian Bale
Former President George W. Bush has hired a man to lead his presidential think tank in Dallas. The man was hired because he was the… — Conan O'Brien
All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissive giggle. — P.J. O'Rourke
No one in their right mind can say to me with a straight face that the Patriot Act has not aggregated the Fourth Amendment. — Peter Camejo
If enough money is involved and enough people believe that two plus two equals five the media will report the story with a straight face… — Susan Jacoby
British diplomats, constantly exposed to American political-ethical rhetoric, find their professional skills tested to the limits by the need to keep a straight face. For… — Conor Cruise O'Brien
I don't know if I'd do an action movie because I don't know if I could keep a straight face honestly, I just think it's… — Chris O'Dowd
It is day after day in this institution, borrow money, run up the debt, run up the deficits and then with a straight face say,… — Richard Neal
If a guy's ever telling you a four-hour sex story with a straight face, just feel sorry for him. Not for lying to you, but… — Ray Romano
Fantasy is an area where it is possible to talk about right and wrong, good and evil, with a straight face. In mainstream fiction and… — Robert Jordan
I have long said there are three distinct groups under the GOP's tent: theological warriors, who want to impose their social views on the rest… — Eliot Spitzer
I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report. I forced myself… — Steven Wright
Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked.… — Rick Riordan
You can be our critic. Would you dig that? (Yes, he was the last Man in America who could say “dig” with a straight face… — Jordan Sonnenblick
You put on such a brave front. But I know if I took another step toward you, you'd wet your pants." "With your blood." I… — Maria V. Snyder
Further, Dr. Gold said with a straight face, the pill at optimum dosage could have the side effect of impotence. Until that moment, although I'd… — William Styron
I’m never wrong? Who besides Republican presidents and evil masterminds can say that with a straight face? — Josh Lanyon
You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face — Sherry Argov
I kept a straight face while my inner Neanderthal spluttered and then went on a mental rampage through a hypothetical produce section, knocking over shelves… — Jim Butcher
We lost the crickets," she said. "Even you can't make that sound tough." ..."I am Butler," he said with a straight-face. "Everything I say sounds… — Eoin Colfer
[on Martin Freeman playing Bilbo Baggins] It was great. I got to hang out with him, and I kept a straight face for a bit… — Benedict Cumberbatch
It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that.… — Robert A. Heinlein
Shame on you, Crispin. Married how long, and you haven't spanked your wife with a metal spatula yet?" I'd gotten used to Ian's assumption that… — Jeaniene Frost
No matter how you cut them, paste them, rotate them, or distort them, lip syncing and air-guitar playing are fundamentally foolish activities, and anyone seen… — Walter Kirn
No one can make the album they made 10 years ago with a straight face. There are two reasons: one is you change as a… — Brad Paisley

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