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• You're so full of shit Porta Potties get jealous!
• If every story someone tells you revolves around how great they are and how they're always the victim in situations they're most…
• Dear Facebook mobile, Please update your app and fix all the glitches. Your app has more issues than my last relationship. Sincerely,…
• It annoys me when people act like you're worthless if you're not a college graduate. The reality is the most successful people…
• You know why we live in a world full of lies and deception? Because the truth hurts. People seem to believe lies…
• That awkward moment when you walk into a public restroom and the guy at the urinal has his shorts to his ankles…
• Unwritten rule of life: If you're in a hurry someone slow will always manage to end up in front of you.
• You're Only Young Once-YOYO
• Taking subtle shots at someone on Facebook and acting cool to their face=bitch move
• Being loyal and real isn't easy. Why do you think the majority of people are fake? Most are terrified of confrontation which…
• I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas?
• Stupidity is unattractive then again so is someone trying too hard to prove they're intelligent. Guess I'm hard to satisfy?

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