Stone Quotes

1677 Stone quotes by 1136 unique authors

Get ah chick, fi get her shift, she wan take man fi clown every time she wear down, nah man feel stone when me hear,… — Julian Marley
Pete: Just don't ask me to lend you any money. Ben Stone: Can I just - have some? — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk? — Knocked Up (The Movie)
That's because Steely Dan Gargles my balls. -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's cool. -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88. Ben Stone: [Mimicks car noise] VRRROOOOM — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Alison Scott: Why don't you go FUCK your FUCKING Bong? Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too! For once! — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Pete: There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room. Ben Stone: That's way too many chairs for one room! — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style? Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog. Ben Stone: It's doggie… — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Fuck you, hormones! -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles. -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender] — Knocked Up (The Movie)
If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich." -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
You think I'm an inventor? "He created a dick-skin condom, He hollowed out a penis and put it on", what the fuck? -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Isn't weird how chairs exist even when you're not sitting on them? -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Cause stone cold said so — Stone Cold Steve Austin
See what I have become? Mere shadow and vapor... I have form only when I can share another's body - but there have always been… — Voldemort
How touching...I always value bravery... yes, boy, your parents were brave... I killed your father first, and he put up a courageous fight... but your… — Voldemort
I'm saying the devils are inside the walls. Igor Karkaroff. He was a Death Eater and no one, *no one* stops being a Death Eater.… — Sirius Black
For your information Potter, Asphodel and Wormwood make a sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the Draught of the Living Death, a Bezoar… — Severus Snape
Ma, ma, look what I did, ma. Look what I did to my hands, I broke 'em. You gave me the stone, gave me the… — Sage Francis
These sidewalks liquid then stone building walls and an old pay phone it rings like all through the daylight. — Matt And Kim
I'm undefeated that's the stone truth cause battlin' me is like fightin' a gorilla in a phone booth. — Big L
I think all this emphasis on sales is misguided. If you look at the Stone Roses or the Jam, you don't think about how many… — Alex Turner
Have I turned you to stone? Do we still exist out there? A light we both know, a light we both share. — Jonny Craig

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