Sticker Quotes

97 Sticker quotes by 85 unique authors

President Obama's version of America is a divided one - pitting us against each other based on our income level, gender, and social status. His… — Mia Love
A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little… — Demetri Martin
Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need. — Solomon Ortiz
My tattoo is of a cannon in Vancouver that I got in a fleeting moment of stupidity maybe 14 years ago. A lot of people… — Ryan Reynolds
Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old bumper sticker. — Mitt Romney
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. — Charles M. Schulz
Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot,… — Carl Hiaasen
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler
The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and… — Ted Dekker
How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the war in Iraq,… — Shane Claiborne
However, displayed right alongside all the Confederate flag paraphernalia is a bunch of American flag merch – American flag place mats, patriotic “body crystals,” flag… — Sarah Vowell
Most mainline Protestant churches are, to one degree or another, post-Christian. If they no longer seem disposed to converting the unbelieving to Christ, they can… — Mark Steyn
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us… — George Carlin
Sejal had not thought of her home, or of India as a whole, as cool. She was dimly aware, however, of a white Westerner habit… — Adam Rex
Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on a bumper sticker?… — Jeff Mariotte
A pretty face had been damaged by acne scars and she wore and extra forty pounds on her frame like a threat. Her eyes were… — Dennis Lehane
Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker — Darynda Jones
Stuff Happens.’ That’s the G-rated version. That’s a bumper sticker that only a straight white upper middle class male could have made. Because anyone who… — Tim Wise
Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker — Darynda Jones
The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me,… — Gordon Korman
[The kitchen] was also messy--delightfully so, thought Jane--and it didn't look as though lots of cooking went on there. There was a laptop computer on… — Jeanne Birdsall
There is nothing to fear but fear itself. And spiders. ~Bumper sticker~ — Darynda Jones
Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? ~Bumper sticker~ — Darynda Jones
I know, I say, after he says, This is hard, for the third time. This is what happens when you have a TRM, I tell… — Kathryn Erskine
A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird. — Tim Dorsey

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