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• Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a…
• The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the…
• There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass…
• No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain…
• Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.
• Firefighters are some of the most selfless public servants you will ever encounter.
• I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all…
• I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.

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