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• I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
• We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.
• And I'm not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
• I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't…
• One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.
• Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
• When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.
• Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
• The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.
• When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching…
• I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses.
• You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they're gonna get rich off of the merchandise.

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