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• It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their…
• Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and…
• My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
• Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is…
• The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
• I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
• A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
• A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to…

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