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- Shaving your head is acceptable. It's when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong.
- If Michael Jordan made condoms, most of these niggas would finally start wearing one
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- I want to quit. Not performing, but being a woman altogether. I want to throw my hands in the air, after reading… — Amy Schumer
- Jesus was not killed by atheism and anarchy. He was brought down by law and order allied with religion, which is always… — Barbara Brown Taylor
- Before the game there was all this stuff about anti-racism and anti-bullying. It would be a good idea to start wearing wristbands… — Roy Keane
- Rappers make what's in, in. If we want to bring back something like Jordache, we just say it and the girls start… — Nelly
- When I am in a relationship, I don’t wear lipstick at all. I hate the smearing, the retouching, the constant throb of… — Emma Forrest
- When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping it too tight. You have to allow the… — Jack Handey
- Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna,… — Mitch Hedberg
- I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green. — Garry Shandling
- I feel like I need to start wearing a T-shirt saying 'This is not a photo opportunity'. People are so lovely but… — Chris O'Dowd
- There's never a bad time to put earplugs in. They're the kind of thing you can reject as a bit lame, but… — Ned Beauman
- I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started… — Eddie Izzard
- Shaving your head is acceptable. It's when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong. — Unknown Author