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• I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one… — Todd Barry
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• This is my chance to get out there and appease the fans of my music as well as show people that I… — Nick Cannon
• I know now for a fact that improv can't hold a candle to doing standup. It's not the same buzz, it just… — Ron James
• I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it… — Jeff Dunham
• I admire Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly a lot because I think they're standup guys. — Bernard Goldberg
• The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so. — Shelley Berman
• I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize… — Julia Sweeney
• I'd like to go back to standup. I don't like to think I've done my last gig. At the moment it terrifies… — Mackenzie Crook
• If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? To do a dramatic role in… — Howie Mandel
• You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you can act… — Eddie Izzard
• NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise. — Leonard Maltin

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