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Chris Hardwick has 69 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Worry is a misuse of your imagination.
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When you don't take an aggressive role in shaping your thoughts, feelings, and perceptions, you become a helpless passenger floating through the…
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Every year on my birthday, I start a new playlist titled after my current age so I can keep track of my…
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Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sense of control in understanding every single detail of…
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My father was one of the greatest professional bowlers of all time. Seriously. Billy Hardwick: PBA Hall of Fame, Player of the…
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For me personally, I have a fear of, 'If I stop, I'm going to die.' If I stop doing the things that…
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I think when I look out and I see there's so much negativity in the world and a lot of people are…
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We're not in an information age anymore. We're in the information management age.
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Comedy has sort of been my life-long obsession. I literally obsessed over comedy. I really didn't play sports - for me it…
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The nerdist movement is less about consumers; there is a large contingent that are creative nerdists instead of consumers.
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While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants, the reality is that…
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Comment threads are the new therapy for people. They just go and post the worst things they can think of because they…
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