Standup Quotes

71 quotes by 57 authors

I will always love to perform standup comedy. — Shelley Berman
I will stay in the car until the last minute that I'm going to jump out and do a standup or jump out and do… — Martha Raddatz
I wouldn't call myself a standup in the presence of Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock, but I do my share of it and it has… — Alan Thicke
I think that, for me, my favorite thing to do is perform standup onstage. Everything else I do is for the exposure to do more… — Jen Kirkman
My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the better. We love… — Gene Hackman
But I also know in standup, there's nowhere to hide. You get on stage and you deliver, or you are eviscerated and you are thrown… — Rob Delaney
I'm not a standup, but I play one on TV. — Ana Gasteyer
I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel… — Zach Galifianakis
When I finished my residency in New Orleans, I went to L.A. where I would work as a doctor during the day, and then at… — Ken Jeong
I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn't include someone the size of the Hindenburg. — Dick Cavett
I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job… — Carlos Alazraqui
You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when you… — Larry David
People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking… — Jeff Foxworthy
I love to work. I love doing standup. — Kathy Griffin
I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get… — Dane Cook
I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup. — Dane Cook
Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days. — Larry David
As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up… — Lea DeLaria
I was a standup comedian, which is kind of like writing and directing yourself. — Paul Feig
I'm a comedy geek so anything comedy related, whether that's standup shows, improv shows, I'm all over that. That's my favorite way to be entertained… — Rashida Jones

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