Best Stand Up Comedian Quotes
- I'm a Sit Down Stand Up Comedian, whatever the hell that is. Maybe a writer with a short attention span and one broken crayon. — Rock Cowles
- So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl out, and they… — Chris Tucker
- I started out as a stand-up comedian, where you have to be your own businessman. You have to go out there and promote yourself, write… — Nick Cannon