Best Stand Up Comedian Quotes

28 Stand Up Comedian quotes by 23 unique authors

• I'm a Sit Down Stand Up Comedian, whatever the hell that is. Maybe a writer with a short attention span and one broken crayon. — Rock Cowles
• So I kept it to myself. Then some of my classmates started to come down to the comedy club, taking a girl out, and they… — Chris Tucker
• I started out as a stand-up comedian, where you have to be your own businessman. You have to go out there and promote yourself, write… — Nick Cannon

Who Wrote These Stand Up Comedian Quotes

23 authors contributed a total of 28 Stand Up Comedian Quotes as follows:

• 4 Stand Up Comedian Quotes by Vir Das
• 2 Stand Up Comedian Quotes by Wendy Liebman
• 2 Stand Up Comedian Quotes by Chris Tucker
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Unknown Author
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Steven Michael Quezada
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Steve Zahn
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Steve Harvey
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Steve Carell
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Scott Thompson
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Samm Levine
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Rock Cowles
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Ray William Johnson
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Rachel Weisz
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Nigel Farage
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Nick Cannon
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Kunal Nayyar
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Kevin Pollak
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Kevin Nealon
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Jim Butcher
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Ike Barinholtz
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Harvey Pekar
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Denis Leary
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Camille Paglia