Stand Up Comedian Quotes

28 quotes by 23 authors

• I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian. — Steve Carell
• I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian. — Chris Tucker
• And what is the reaction of the British politcal class? Well the Lib Dems, still think that the Euro is a success! I don't quiet… — Nigel Farage
• It seemed to me you could do anything in comics. So I started doing my thing, which is mainly influenced by novelists, stand-up comedians, that… — Harvey Pekar
• When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone claims… — Vir Das
• I do films which get me out of my comedian routine so that I don't get bored being a stand-up comedian. And with films, it's… — Vir Das
• Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners. — Camille Paglia
• The really good stand up comedians can be angry but relatable, and they have interestingly humanizing personalities. Their observational skills are far greater than mine,… — Kunal Nayyar
• I've loved the Internet space in terms of creative content control and ownership, the things I haven't had since I started as a stand-up comedian. — Kevin Pollak
• I've been pitching a show of five female stand-up comedians through the generations, from Phyllis Diller to Amy Schumer, so when I got an e-mail… — Wendy Liebman
• I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to be a Stand-up… — Wendy Liebman
• I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor. — Kevin Nealon
• You work with stand-up comedians or you work with somebody in theater, you work with somebody from 'Star Search' or 'Survivor' or a kid, it… — Steve Zahn
• I was influenced by a lot of stand-up comedians... Eddie Murphy back when he was doing 'Raw.' I watched that so many times as a… — Ray William Johnson
• To be No. 1 on the 'New York Times' best-seller list, well, that's alarming. Having been a stand-up comedian, I think it's surprising to a… — Steve Harvey
• George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will… — Denis Leary
• It's also that comedians don't have the kind of narcissism that actors have. They're writers who perform their own material. It's more interesting. And they're… — Rachel Weisz
• A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a corner and observing… — Vir Das
• I'm a stand-up comedian-turned-actor-turned-vampire at night. — Vir Das
• Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. — Jim Butcher

Who Wrote These Stand Up Comedian Quotes

23 authors contributed a total of 28 Stand Up Comedian Quotes as follows:

• 4 Stand Up Comedian Quotes by Vir Das
• 2 Stand Up Comedian Quotes by Chris Tucker
• 2 Stand Up Comedian Quotes by Wendy Liebman
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Steve Carell
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Nigel Farage
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Camille Paglia
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Kevin Pollak
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Kevin Nealon
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Steve Harvey
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Denis Leary
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Samm Levine
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Steven Michael Quezada
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Ike Barinholtz
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Scott Thompson
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Unknown Author
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Rock Cowles
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Nick Cannon
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Harvey Pekar
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Kunal Nayyar
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Steve Zahn
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Ray William Johnson
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Rachel Weisz
• 1 Stand Up Comedian Quote by Jim Butcher