Spongebob Quotes
40 Spongebob quotes by 28 unique authors
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
— Stephen Colbert
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I do like a lot of things that a lot of adults would scoff at. 'SpongeBob SquarePants,' 'Looney Tunes.
— R L Stine
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I connect to SpongeBob in a way; like, thats the homie. He can chill on the corner with me.
— Theophilus London
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In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.
— David Hasselhoff
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I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine! -random kid talking to Ari
— James Patterson
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do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?
— James Patterson
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What's MINNIE Withot MICKEY What's TIGER Without POOH What's PATRICK Without SPONGEBOB What's JULIET Without ROMEO What's DAISY Without DONALD What's TARZAN Without JANE What's…
— Clarisse Juliane Flores
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Adele might set fire to rain... But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water. cx
— Unknown Author
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I love you more than Spongebob loves jellyfishing, Sandy loves karate, Mr. Krabs loves money, and Squidward loves his clarinet. Baby I need you like…
— Cuts And Scars
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Spongebob you know what to say
— Spongebob
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Whats Minnie without Mickey, whats Tigger without Pooh? Whats Patrick without Spongebob, and whats me without you?
— Cuts And Scars
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Spongebob: What do you usually do when I'm gone? Patrick: Wait for you to come back.
— The Forgotten
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Lol spongebob !!! XD
— Kayla
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Spongbob:partrick!!! where are u,can u hear me? patrick:no spongebob I can't hear u, its too dark in here,wait!!, let me put on the light and…
— Sweetner
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Hahahaha, I can't. c'x
— Spongebob
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Friendship can come with many challenges. It's so hard to find a true friend in the world. Take Spongebob and Patrick. They're best friends. So…
— Kori Rice
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A leedle-leedle-lee!
— Patrick
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F-i-r-e-c-a-m-p-s-o-n-g song ; it will help if u just sanq alonq, yaa ! (:
— Unknown Author
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That akward moment when Spongebob sees Osama Bin Laden
— Josie
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Adele might set fire to rain... but SpongeBob can make a campfire under water!!!!
— Heather
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I like Spongebob Squarepants. He's goofy, like me.
— Jessica Alba
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Just turned off spongebob.. YOLO
— Me Duh!!
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Spongebob: Can you hear me? I love You Patrick: No, it's too dark
— Muskaan
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Spongebob: What do you normally do when I'm gone? Patrick: Wait for you to get back.
— Spongebob
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I don't need to wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy when I could just wake up in the morning feeling like Spongebob and…
— Sarahi Gonzalez
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Who Wrote These Spongebob Quotes
28 authors contributed a total of 40 Spongebob Quotes, led by these top contributors: