Best Southwest Sayings
- Well, I was very lucky. I was brought up west southwest coast of Scotland and my mother and father had a music shop, and so… — Clive Anderson
- Who knows how to make love stay? Tell love you are going to the Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a… — Tom Robbins
- I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy to… — Robert Schimmel
- Three boys in southwest Michigan, who were looking for old bottles, discovered a bone from a mammoth. So they made a bong out of that… — Seth Meyers