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• Boredom is your mind and body's way of telling you you're not living up to your potential.
• Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.
• Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.
• If I have anything, it's tenacity.
• I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.
• If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.
• If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.
• Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
• Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer.
• There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.
• Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then…
• The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in…

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