Hal Sparks Quotes

32 quotes in 477 categories

• Boredom is your mind and body's way of telling you you're not living up to your potential.
• Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.
• Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.
• If I have anything, it's tenacity.
• I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.
• If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.
• If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.
• Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
• Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer.
• There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.
• Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker…
• The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in the world and…
• Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.
• Cold Case Files' and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like…
• I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that.
• I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community.
• I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things.
• I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them.
• I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security.
• It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

Browse Hal Sparks Quotes by Category