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Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help. — George Carlin
Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and… — George Carlin
When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like,… — Dane Cook
Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I… — Aubrey Plaza
We reject segregation even more militantly than you say you do! We want separation, which is not the same! The Honorable Elijah Muhammad teaches us… — Malcolm X
Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know them and hate… — Dennis Miller
Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet. — Seth Rogen
There is no difference between someone who eats too little and sees Heaven and someone who drinks too much and sees snakes. — Bertrand Russell
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did — Henny Youngman
Bad things are always going to happen in life; People will eventually hurt you, but you can't use that as an excuse to hurt someone… — Chris Brown
...Good leaders wait to be called and they give up their power when they are no longer needed. Selfish men and fools put themselves first… — Kent Nerburn
A grateful heart, then, comes through expressing gratitude to our Heavenly Father for His blessings and to those around us for all that they bring… — Thomas S. Monson
You don't have to be an angel, just be someone who can give. — Patti LaBelle
Why are women immobile? Because so many feel like they're waiting for someone to say, 'You're good, you're pretty, I give you permission'. — Eve Ensler
An ordinary favor we do for someone or any compassionate reaching out may seem to be going nowhere at first, but may be planting a… — Sharon Salzberg
Work like there is someone working twenty-four hours a day to take it all away from you. — Mark Cuban
The death of someone we know always reminds us that we are still alive - perhaps for some purpose which we ought to re-examine. — Mignon McLaughlin
Don't say it's impossible! Turn your command over to the next officer. If he can't do it, I'll find someone who can, even if I… — Stonewall Jackson
Let someone else get killed! — Joseph Heller
Someone from Manolo Blahnik went into my shop and said: 'These shoes are not vegetarian.' That's the highest compliment, because you just can't tell that… — Stella McCartney
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. — Rita Rudner
When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop. — Alan Perlis
Before we put an American in harm's way, tell us why. No one wants to see the region descend into further chaos. There's a lot… — Xavier Becerra
You always have to give 100%,because if you don't someone, somewhere will give 100% and they will beat you when you meet. — Ed Macauley
Most people have a harder time letting themselves love than finding someone to love them. — Bill Russell

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