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5790 Somebody quotes by 3494 unique authors

If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I'd try to stay near the back. That way, if somebody shamed us into… — Jack Handey
I hate it when people say somebody has a "speech impediment", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings. So instead, I call… — Jack Handey
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to… — Jack Handey
If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking… — Jack Handey
When you see a mistake in somebody else, try to find if you are making the same mistake. — B.K.S. Iyengar
Good has two meanings: it means that which is good absolutely and that which is good for somebody. — Aristotle
What can a sales person say to somebody to get them to buy a product that they already use every day if they don't like… — Larry Ellison
If somebody tells you you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you, buy yourself a saddle. — Sholom Aleichem
Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her; if you play with somebody else, she fights with… — Unknown Author
I don't think I've ever held a racket in my hand ... There's got to be somebody in the US who isn't trying to play… — Isaac Asimov
The other, the other aspect when I say I'm an actor is that as an actor you make this imaginative leap into being somebody else,… — Simon McBurney
When you want to put something into your part that is not in the play, you must ask the author-or some other author-to lead up… — George Bernard Shaw
He has a chance to make somebody move over on Mount Rushmore. He's working for his place on the coins and the postage stamps. — Unknown Author
Control your fate or somebody else will — Heinrich von Pierer
The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I… — Matthew Perry
For somebody to take a shot at him is totally disappointing and hurtful to my family, my mother, his wife and child. For Dianne to… — Rick Hendrick
Every one of us can blame somebody for something that has happened in our lives. But don't waste your time. What we need most is… — Charles R. Swindoll
There we times when everybody in the house has the flu. You're cleaning up vomit and it's 2 in the morning, and you're wishing there… — Meg Tilly
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain. — Helen Rowland
I'm completely happy not having children. I mean, everybody does not have to live in the same way. And as somebody said, 'Everybody with a… — Gloria Steinem
The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless that person is somebody you think you love. Then the burden… — Quentin Crisp
Men have the grand vision, and they pass it on to somebody else to put into practice. Women follow the details more, they want to… — Unknown Author
Well, feel this, why don't you? Feel how it feels to have a bed to sleep in and somebody there not worrying you to death… — Toni Morrison
I think it's sad, and weird, and strange that [race in casting] is still a thing. It's 2013. Somebody else needs to get their act… — Shonda Rhimes
Where exactly do you put your hands on somebody who hurts everywhere? — Unknown Author

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