Snorted Quotes

82 quotes by 56 authors

True knights protect the weak.â€ He snorted. â€œThere are no true knights, no more than there are gods. If you canâ€™t protect yourself, die and… — George R. R. Martin
Come on, baby.â€ Paris combed his fingers through her hair. â€œLook past my terrible personality and hideous looks and throw me a bone. Teach me… — Gena Showalter
Doesn't surprise me," Nana snorted. "I wouldn't put anything past your late husband." "He's not dead, Nana." Nana sighed. "Hope springs eternal. — Nicholas Sparks
What's wrong, little sis? You look upset." She could barely catch her breath. "Cracked...my...nail polish slapping your... worthless face. See?" She showed him her finger… — Cassandra Clare
The letter . . . What did your lords make of it, I wonder?â€ Stannis snorted. â€œCeltigar pronounced it admirable. If I showed him the… — George R. R. Martin
You either fainted or you wanted a much closer look at the cracks in the tile. Either way, you hit hard." "Seriously?" He nodded. "Maybe… — Darynda Jones
You're a stubborn, ill-trained horse." she said The horse snorted and walked towards the North Road of his own volition. "Hey!" Karigan pulled back on… — Kristen Britain
We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying… — Darynda Jones
I still don't understand what a sea god would be doing in Atlanta." Leo snorted. "What's a wine god doing in Kansas? Gods are weird. — Rick Riordan
Take some very deep breaths," Miranda said. "Relax. Concentrate. Then envision a frosty six-pack and wiggle your pinky." A frosty six-pack. Kylie inhaled. He held… — C.C. Hunter
Gideon opened his and read, â€œProsperity will knock on your door soon.â€ I snorted. Cary shot me a look. â€œI know, right? You snatched someone… — Sylvia Day
Nice tights," I snorted. Or I tried to snort, anyway. I'm not exactly sure how, though people in books are always doing it. — Rebecca Stead
Control puberty?" snorted the bodyguard."If you manage that, you'll be the first. — Eoin Colfer
I know that look. What are you up to, Gwen?" "What makes you think I'm up to something?" The Valkyrie snorted. "You're breathing, aren't you? — Jennifer Estep
Any chance of getting something sweet to go with my coffee?â€ [Finn] asked in a hopeful voice. I arched an eyebrow at him. â€œYou mean… — Jennifer Estep
He's Black Council," I said. "Or maybe stupid," Ebenezar countered. I thought about it. "Not sure which is scarier." Ebenezar blinked at me, then snorted.… — Jim Butcher
What can I say?" I grinned. I have a magic touch when it comes to animals." Daphne snorted. "You're touched in the head is more… — Jennifer Estep
The dead guy looked at me with wide eyes. â€œI canâ€™t move my legs.â€ I snorted. â€œYou canâ€™t move your arms either, or your feet… — Darynda Jones
Please tell me your master isn't Aeolus." "That airhead?" Favonius snorted. "No, of course not." "He means Eros." Nico's voice turned edgy. "Cupid, in Latin."… — Rick Riordan
So...have you ever thought about dyeing your hair punk-rocker-chick black? As I'm sure you've heard, I have a thing for brunettes and always avoid blondes."… — Gena Showalter

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