Snorted Quotes
82 quotes by 56 authors
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I'm not the marrying kind -" St. Vincent snorted. "No man is. Marriage is a female invention.
— Lisa Kleypas
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Once— and most of the night definitely counts as once—you can write off as a mistake. But you do this again and he's going to…
— Nalini Singh
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Do you suppose we can take that as evidence? We could cut out the sections." Jonas snorted, "You can try taking a saw to that…
— Christine Feehan
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What about a hoverboard?" "It's waiting on the roof, of course." Dr. Cable snorted. "What is it about you miscreants and those things?
— Scott Westerfeld
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Good grief, Molly. He doesn't scare you?" "Of course not." "But he's..." "He's sweet," Molly insisted. Dare snorted. "He's still listening.
— Lori Foster
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Good. Now the first thing you do is press in the clutch and slide the gear into reverse." She placed his hand on the gear…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Roen snorted. "You two have the strangest relationship in the Dells." Archer smiled slightly. "She won't consent to make it a marriage." "I can't imagine…
— Kristin Cashore
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Sasha snorted. "I have never in my extremely long life seen anyone take so long to answer a question. It's like you went into your…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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The fates have informed me that your examination in June will concern the Orb, and I am anxious to give you sufficient practice. Hermione snorted.…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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Ria snorted. “Leo’s pride rarely leaves the plains. What are they supposed to mate? The zebras?
— Lora Leigh
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I sat up and the blankets fell away.I looked down and found I was wearing pokemon pajamas. "Sadie,"I said,"I'm going to kill you." She batted…
— Rick Riordan
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Goodness gracious me,†exclaimed Alexia, “what are you wearing? It looks like the unfortunate progeny of an illicit union between a pair of binoculars and…
— Gail Carriger
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Please, Lord Maccon, use one of the cups. My delicate sensibilities.†The earl actually snorted. “My dear Miss Tarabotti, if you possessed any such things,…
— Gail Carriger
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Shouldn’t you be working instead of fraternizing with customers?†I choked. He smiled. “What are you doing Sunday night?†I snorted. By accident. “Are you…
— Becca Fitzpatrick
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So…that’s like your pet monkey?†– Nick (The tiny horse snorted flames and whinnied at him.) “Easy, girl. You’d do well to show her respect.…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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The infant-inconvenience kicked in response, and Conall twitched at the sensation. “Active little pup, isn’t he?†“She,†corrected his wife. “As if any child of…
— Gail Carriger
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It’s a curse, really,†Lady Danbury said. “I’m the only person I know my age who has perfect hearing.†“Most would call that a blessing. 
— Julia Quinn
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And, ah, who are you? What Horseman, I mean.†Thanatos swung around. “Death.†Cara swallowed. Audibly. “As in, the Grim Reaper?†He snorted. “That poser.
— Larissa Ione
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If women had power, what would men be but women who can't bear children? And what would women be but men who can?" "Hah!" went…
— Ursula K. Le Guin
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Told you not to tell her.†“That's not how I work things. That's not how you build a relationship.†“Build a relationship.†Ryder snorted as…
— Nora Roberts
Who Wrote These Snorted Quotes
56 authors contributed a total of 82 Snorted Quotes, led by these top contributors: