Snorted Quotes
82 quotes by 56 authors
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Uh, the Council," I said. "Big shock, they aren't helping." Murphy looked like she might be asleep, but she snorted. "So we're on our own."…
— Jim Butcher
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You know, I never imagined there were he-dryads. Not even in an oak tree." One of the giants grinned at him. Druellae snorted. "Stupid! Where…
— Terry Pratchett
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It's a little dense, don't you think, to antagonize the strongest vampire in the house?' Emmett threw his head back and snorted. 'PLEASE!' [...] I…
— Stephenie Meyer
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Because she’s Acheron companion. (Astrid) Ash has a companion? (Zarek) (The demon snorted. She stood up and whispered loudly in Astrid’s ear.) Dark-Hunters are cute,…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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He was trying to tell me something.' Derek snorted. 'Aren’t they all? Must be a rule in the ghost handbook—if in danger of evaporating, make…
— Kelley Armstrong
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So do you remember this place?" "Hard to forget." he snorted. "This is where you tried to kill me. You were so nervous, you kept…
— Jeaniene Frost
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Fury snorted. "You're the leader, Vane. Lead.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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What's going on?" Kynan asked Luc smiled, which was little more than a baring of his teeth. "She's a warg. She knows I know, but…
— Larissa Ione
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There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979
— Kinky Friedman
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Vin snorted, kneeling in the low tent as she pulled her belt tight; then she crawled over to him. "I don't know how you read…
— Brandon Sanderson
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I caught the look Benjamin gave me. "What?" "Nothing. We just thought a svetocha would be more, well, difficult." Leon's mouth twitched. "I do seriously…
— Lilith Saintcrow
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Why are you all here?" "One of Bantazar's assassins hit you with an exomangler," Lore said. "He's dead." "A lot dead." Wraith snorted and high-fived…
— Larissa Ione
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Garan snorted. "Now that we know about his indigestion, we can torture him with cake.
— Kristin Cashore
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Holy silicone suppository, Batman!†Ethan said, grinning. Dan snorted, Parker coughed to disguise a laugh, and I glared at them all. “What?†My brother shrugged…
— Rachel Vincent
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I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak…
— Rick Riordan
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And now you're off to Port Caynn. Watch them sailor lads. They'll have your skirts up and a babe in your belly afore you know…
— Tamora Pierce
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They’re not hideous,†said Tessa. Will blinked at her. “What?†“Gideon and Gabriel,†said Tessa. “They’re really quite good-looking, not hideous at all.†“I spoke, 
— Cassandra Clare
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She doesn’t usually back down that easily.†“Maybe she’s got class.†Eve snorted. “Trust me,†she said. “That girl’s got no class at all.
— Rachel Caine
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It won't be the same for me," I whispered, half to myself. "You won't let me be like that. We'll live in Antarctica." Edward snorted,…
— Stephenie Meyer
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Jace snorted so loudly that she turned on him with a frown. He wiggled his mud-caked fingers at her. His nails were black crescents. "Filthy…
— Cassandra Clare
Who Wrote These Snorted Quotes
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