Snoring Quotes

42 Snoring quotes by unique 38 authors

Now its raining its pouring the old man is snoring now I lay me down to sleep I hear the sirens in the street all… — Tom Waits
I missed Rosaleen's snoring the way you'd miss the sound of the ocean waves after you've gotten used to sleeping with them. I didn't realize… — Sue Monk Kidd
To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox. — Heather Brewer
We stepped back and looked at the king of the gods, slumped in his chair snoring, and cradling his crook like a teddy bear. I… — Rick Riordan
He didn't see anything." She rolled to her feet. "I was in your bed! We could have scarred him for life!" "Grace, we weren't doing… — Jill Shalvis
Their bedroom has always been our sanctuary. Sometimes at night we'll end up on their bed just talking. My dad will be snoring and Mia… — Melina Marchetta
I hope to one day co-sign a lease with another person but, well, it doesn't plague me that I have yet to do so. Put… — Sloane Crosley
Women opened the windows of my eyes and the doors of my spirit. Had it not been for the woman-mother, the woman-sister, and the woman-friend,… — Khalil Gibran
In that wide struggle which we call Progress, evil is always the aggressor and the vanquished, and it is right that this should be so,… — James Stephens
My specialties are corpses, unconscious people and people snoring in spectacular epics. — Gig Young
DOGS ne like WORK TODAY WAS HARD TIME FOR NAP...... zzzzzz *snoring * — BABYGURL
Love is the moment, love is the feeling,love is so boring,love is still snoring,love is also lovely,love is not lonely,because love is you(baby) — Luckylinhio
People get so defensive and immediately start denying it if you dare accuse them of snoring. — Green Monk
She laid there, mouth wide open, wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick. I was sick with the filthies and she smiled… — Funkadelic
I'm hoppin out Ferraris, my house is three stories. I'm still independent cause Jive couldn't afford me. The meetings were boring, for real I was… — Lil Flip
It's raining it's pouring, the giants are snoring, they bumped there heads, an went to bed, knowing they weren't going to super-bowl in the morning! — Unknown Author
That awkward moment when your sitting in church and fall asleep and start snoring, then the preacher calls your name and you say amen. — Unknown Author
1990's Polo Ralph Lauren on him. Gone a few years the whole world snoring on him. Girls all up on him I spread em, hit… — Unknown Author
I may or may not have almost body slammed one of my band mates for snoring all night. Not mentioning any names though...sooo tired. — Frankie Muniz
Nodded off? Ross, you were snoring! My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks! — Rachel Green

Who Wrote These Snoring Quotes

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