Snake Quotes

273 Snake quotes by 224 unique authors

You knew he was a snake when you picked him up. So why are you surprised that you got bit? — Rwtomas
If you are bitten by a snake, what's the best thing to do? Remain calm, separate the poison from the rest of your body, suck… — Unknown Author
That dog, I say that dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot. — Foghorn Leghorn
Bad yellow bitch with a tongue like a snake. I let her suck my dick then I fuck her to some Drake. — Lil Wayne
Snake ass niggas in my fuckin' face. Bring your girl here nigga so I could fuck her face. — 2 Chainz
All order, I've come to understand, is theoretical, unreal, a harmless, sensible, smiling mask men slide between the two great, dark realities, the self and… — John Gardner
A Garden Snake is not venomous like its brother the Rattle Snake, who makes a loud racket and is constantly up to a magnitude of… — Christel Tait
Known enemies are far better than snake friends.... — Sobogun Layide
2 snakes on FB chat: snake1: fusss snake 2 :fusss . snake1: fusss fusss fusss snake2:fussss fusss fusss . snake1: fussss fusss fusss fussss fusss… — Prateek Jain
My words are stronger than the way I look,my tongue is like a tongue of a snake,whn I talk they bcm screwed,im like a king… — Lunatchy Ortiz
How can a snake fly ? It's not even a man. — Unknown Author
SONG TITLES AND ARTISTS!! From this moment on SHAINA TWAIN Ill be there JACKSON 5 Take my breathe away BERLIN I'll stand by you PRETENDERS… — Kevin McCarty
Arranged marriage is like walking n unfortunately a snake bites u but Love marriage is dancing in front of a cobra singing chuma chuma de… — Ritu Ghatourey
The shadow of the Venetian blind on the painted wall, Shadows of the snake-plant and cacti, the plaster animals, Focus the tragic melancholy of the… — John Ashbery
Hes the devil in disguise, a snake with blue eyes and he only comes out at night. — Carrie Underwood
MOTHER TAUGHT ME A SNAKE IS ALWAYS THAT. THEY DON'T CHANGE OVER NIGHT..IT'S WITHIN THEIR NATURE. IF YOU LIKE THEM THEN CONTINUE FEEDING THEM. — Unknown Author
SOME PEOPLE HAVE DIARRHEA OF THE MOUTH... STOP THINKING YOU ARE A RATTLE SNAKE, VIPER, COBRA, OR PYTHON... WHEN YOU ARE MERELY A GARDEN SNAKE. — Unknown Author
He's like a snake in the grass. Hey, if you chop it's head off, it'll still bite ya! -Si — Duck Dynasty
Here's a few snake ass niggas to bite you. I don't wanna hear why some niggas like you. Old niggas mentally still in high school.… — Kanye West
No poison is deadlier than the poison of a snake, and no anger is deadlier than the anger of a woman. — Unknown Author
Trust no one when it comes down to your man..Females are to emotional ,they will slip behind your back and steal your pride and joy… — Frenchqueen
Why bet on a horse when you know it has a bad leg? Why play in a card game that you know is rigged and… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
Those people whom are very characteristic, and you feel most comfortable with are also most likely a snake in the grass. — Mikel Musial

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