Best Smoking Sayings

909 Smoking quotes by 638 unique authors

A man of no conversation should smoke. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief. — Bill Vaughan
Smoking is very bad for you and should only be done because it looks so good. People who don't smoke have a terrible time finding… — P.J. O'Rourke
When asked whether he minded if someone smoked in a non-smoking compartment. Certainly not if you don't object if I'm sick. — Thomas Beecham
They smoke cigarettes professionally. The smoke is inhaled very sharply and the teeth are bared.Then the head turns to give you a profile and the… — Jeffrey Bernard
Smoking is a shocking thing - blowing smoke out of our mouths into other people's mouths, eyes, and noses, and having the same thing done… — Samuel Johnson
Usually we trust that nature has a master plan. But what was it she expected us to do with tobacco?. — Bill Vaughan
I have seen many a man turn his gold into smoke, but you are the first who has turned smoke into gold. — Elizabeth I
The Elizabethan age might be better named the beginning of the smoking era.. — James M. Barrie
I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And there's a… — Warren Buffett
The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them. — Robert Frost
The tobacco business is a conspiracy against womanhood and manhood. It owes its origin to that scoundrel Sir Walter Raleigh, who was likewise the founder… — John Harvey Kellogg
Mr Howard Saxby, literary agent, was knitting a sock. He knitted a good deal, he would tell you if you asked him, to keep himself… — P.G. Wodehouse
This very night I am going to leave off tobacco! Surely there must be some other world in which this unconquerable purpose shall be realised. — Charles Lamb
Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them. — George D. Prentice
Watch what you choose to do. For instance, someone might want you to smoke. Never forget that I told you - don't do it. Say… — Gordon B. Hinckley
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs. — Albert Einstein
A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
I hated tobacco. I could have almost lent my support to any institution that had for its object the putting of tobacco smokers to death...I… — Thomas Huxley
The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish; it generates a style of conversation, contemplative,… — William Makepeace Thackeray
A pipe in the mouth makes it clear that there has been no mistake-you are undoubtedly a man. — A A Milne
Woman makes half the sorrows which she boasts the privilege to sooth. Woman consoles us, it is true, while we are young and handsome; when… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living. — Moliere
If you can't sent money, send tobacco. — George Washington
I toiled after it, sir, as some men toil after virtue. — Charles Lamb

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