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Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and… — Bill Hicks
All political movements are basically anti-creative - since a political movement is a form of war. "There's no place for impractical dreamers around here," that's… — William S. Burroughs
Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica. — Abraham Lincoln
There is no monopoly on becoming a millionaire. If you're jealous of those with more money, don't just sit there and complain. Do something to… — Gina Rinehart
After years of denial and deception, the Philip Morris company has admitted that cigarette smoking causes lung cancer and other diseases. This formal acknowledgment comes… — William J. Clinton
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer. — Gro Harlem Brundtland
You know, it's cigarettes that killed Jerry Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes. — John Mellencamp
We had to be to the stadium at six o'clock for home games, and traffic was so bad it would take us an hour and… — Michael Jordan
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. — George D. Prentice
To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work. — Mignon McLaughlin
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. — Douglas Adams
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have. — Trey Parker
I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see! — Dave Beard
There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that. — Harold Robbins
They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop. — Mignon McLaughlin
He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not… — Bob Dole
Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man,… — Ben Jonson
I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I… — Michelle Pfeiffer
aven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the… — A. P. Herbert
Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in your car is the sound… — Robert Breault
If an addict who has been completely cured starts smoking again he no longer experiences the discomfort of his first addiction. There exists, therefore, outside… — Jean Cocteau
Men professing godliness offer their bodies upon Satan's altar, and burn the incense of tobacco to his satanic majesty. Does this statement seem severe? The… — Ellen G. White
What a weird thing smoking is and I can't stop it. I feel cosy, have a sense of well-being when I'm smoking, poisoning myself, killing… — Russell Hoban

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