Best Smoking Quotes
909 Smoking quotes by 638 unique authors
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Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and…
— Bill Hicks
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All political movements are basically anti-creative - since a political movement is a form of war. "There's no place for impractical dreamers around here," that's…
— William S. Burroughs
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Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.
— Abraham Lincoln
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There is no monopoly on becoming a millionaire. If you're jealous of those with more money, don't just sit there and complain. Do something to…
— Gina Rinehart
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After years of denial and deception, the Philip Morris company has admitted that cigarette smoking causes lung cancer and other diseases. This formal acknowledgment comes…
— William J. Clinton
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A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
— Gro Harlem Brundtland
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You know, it's cigarettes that killed Jerry Garcia. Everyone thinks it's heroin, but it wasn't. It was cigarettes.
— John Mellencamp
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We had to be to the stadium at six o'clock for home games, and traffic was so bad it would take us an hour and…
— Michael Jordan
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Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
— George D. Prentice
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To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.
— Mignon McLaughlin
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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
— Douglas Adams
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The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
— Trey Parker
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I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!
— Dave Beard
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There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
— Harold Robbins
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They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.
— Mignon McLaughlin
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He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
— Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
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We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not…
— Bob Dole
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Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man,…
— Ben Jonson
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I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I…
— Michelle Pfeiffer
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aven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy, perhaps; but the…
— A. P. Herbert
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Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in your car is the sound…
— Robert Breault
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If an addict who has been completely cured starts smoking again he no longer experiences the discomfort of his first addiction. There exists, therefore, outside…
— Jean Cocteau
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Men professing godliness offer their bodies upon Satan's altar, and burn the incense of tobacco to his satanic majesty. Does this statement seem severe? The…
— Ellen G. White
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What a weird thing smoking is and I can't stop it. I feel cosy, have a sense of well-being when I'm smoking, poisoning myself, killing…
— Russell Hoban
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