Smoker Quotes

55 Smoker quotes by 52 unique authors

'Cause I was already a smoker, it was easy to get addicted. The one thing that they don't teach you about marijuana is how addictive… — Merle Haggard
It makes you feel good, man, makes you forget all the bad things that happen to a Negro. It makes you feel wanted, and when… — Louis Armstrong
People say pot-smokers are lazy. I disagree; I'm a multitasking pot-smoker: just the other day I was walking down the street, I was putting eyedrops… — Doug Benson
Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to humans alone. Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we… — Tom Robbins
I'm an old fashioned joint smoker ya know. — Willie Nelson
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower. — Lewis Grizzard
You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you. — Kinky Friedman
I will say a lot of dancers do such beautiful things for their body and then they smoke a cigarette. I've never been a smoker,… — Elizabeth Berkley
I was a smoker for about 20 years. — Selma Blair
A good smoker, like a good lover, always takes his time with a cigar. — Guillermo Cabrera Infante
No cigar-smoker ever committed suicide. — William Maginn
Mom was a smoker. My grandfather was a smoker. My aunts were smokers. My uncles were smokers. I don't know any smokers now, not even… — Jane Smiley
I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day. — Bill Hicks
Being famous is just like being in high school. But I'm not interested in being the cheerleader. I'm not interested in being Gwen Stefani. She's… — Courtney Love
I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs. — Demetri Martin
I am fed up with a system which busts the pot smoker and lets the big dope racketeer go free. — George McGovern
Parents should not smoke in order to discourage their kids from smoking. A child is more likely to smoke when they have been raised in… — Christy Turlington
My mother was good at reading books, making cinnamon biscuits, and coloring in a coloring book. Also she was a good eater of popcorn and… — Haven Kimmel
Wherever we go we do harm, forgiving ourselves as wheels do cement for wearing each other out. We set this house on fire, forgetting that… — Jim Harrison
Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no sea turtle would… — Christopher Moore

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