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The others followed, and found themselves in a small, stuffy basement, which would have been damp, smelly, close, and dark, were it not, in fact,… — Steven Brust
I'd address his way of trying to discourage Ian later. After all, he could have come up with something other than saying I was a… — Jeaniene Frost
Because you wear a uniform, a smelly uniform...and so you think you can be rude to me. — Steven Morrissey
We have certain demons who are motivated by the smell of food. They tend to get rather violent whenever they smell it. I personally wouldn’t… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Let’s at least hope it’s not a gallu. Why? They’re not all bad, in a smelly, need-to-be-killed kind of way. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Oh no, that’s for you. Presents make people happy. The Simi wants you to be happy. (Simi) Thank you, Simi. (Gallagher) No need to thank… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
It's the story of my life. You see, the quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of… — Douglas Adams
How do you get on with your father ' Beleth asked. 'Very well ' Pyrgus answered loyally although it was far from the truth. 'I… — Herbie Brennan
Oh dear, is that a skunk?" Leonora asked. "No," Alessandro gasped in horror. "No the smelly cat!" "I've told you, Alessandro darling, they aren't cats."… — Lynsay Sands
I need to talk to Clarisse," Annabeth said. I stared at her as if she'd just said "I need to eat a large, smelly boot."… — Rick Riordan
Hey, Tink," Reed called to his wife. He'd given up on the poker game and was cradling the little pink handle that was Mariah Savage… — Cindy Gerard
Giles: Smell is the most powerful trigger to the memory there is. A certain flower, or a a whiff of smoke can bring up experiences… — Joss Whedon
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you. — Adam Sandler
American products are marvels of production and functionality, but were unnecessarily and unbearably ugly, noisy smelly and offensive. — Raymond Loewy
I do cook a lot for myself. I tend to cook from scratch, a lot of stews and things, lots of beans, because beans have… — Honeysuckle Weeks
Westerns were always my favorite things when I was little. And it always bothered me when cowboys were too clean in movies, or when they… — Michael Keaton
It must be admitted that science has its castes. The man whose chief apparatus is the differential equation looks down upon one who uses a… — Gilbert Newton Lewis
Acceptable food rots while we are chased from bins behind restaurants, chased from sleeping on the street, chased from relieving ourselves unless we pay for… — Jane Siberry
To some people the limp glove, the smelly shoes, and the sturdy bat is just a game. But to me, it is te way of… — Savannah J
Definition of guys: assholes, dicks, stupid, rude, rapist, scary, ugly, nasty, smelly... but he may be all of those things but I love everything about… — Cutegirl
I'm not afraid to look like a big, hairy, smelly, foreign devil in Tokyo, though I do my best not to, I really do. — Anthony Bourdain
You are a smelly pirate hooker. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
I'm coming down in my slab, 84's on Perelli's. Candy paint buck seats, I call it peanut butter jelly. Pouring up the purple, blowing on… — Killa Kyleon
Mr. Krabs: I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. — Spongebob
I Just got finished going 2 the dentist for a teeth cleaning its important to take care of yo hygiene becuz u don't wanna tongue… — Dante

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