Smelly Quotes

54 quotes by 51 authors

You don't really see ugly people that are old, or a bit grotty and smelly, in the media. If a Martian came down, they would… — Jo Brand
What is like a smelly fart, that, although invisible is obvious? One's own faults, that are precisely As obvious as the effort made to hide… — 7th Dalai Lama
I hadn't yet realised that learning to be a staff officer is something like learning to milk a cow. The novelty soon wears off, and… — Aubrey Newman
People talk about the horrors of war, but what weapon has a man invented that even approaches in cruelty some of the commoner diseases? 'Natural'… — George Orwell
I always resented Tom [Hardy] for turning up on Band Of Brothers and getting the girl â€” in fact, the only girl in a cast… — Damian Lewis
He's probably the world's most beautiful looking man, yet he doesn't think he's that gorgeous. And to me, he's just smelly, farty Leo. — Kate Winslet
It was a mystery to me. To that awful black-and-white farm, with that aunt who was dressed badly, with smelly farm animals around when she… — John Waters
A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with a… — David Antin
Do not be critics, you people, I beg you. I was a critic and I wish I could take it all back because it came… — Dave Eggers
Our democracy, our culture, our whole way of life is a spectacular triumph of the blah. Why not have a political convention without politics to… — P.J. O'Rourke
Automobiles are free of egotism, passion, prejudice and stupid ideas about where to have dinner. They are, literally, selfless. A world designed for automobiles instead… — P.J. O'Rourke
A country scratching a lazy irritation at sagging doorjambs and late trains, whose greatest attribute is a collective, smelly tolerance, where a chap will put… — A. A. Gill
I don't particularly like babies. They are loud and smelly and, above all other things, demanding. No matter how much free day care you throw… — Amanda Marcotte
So they ended up turning this little twenty eight page book into the movie. And it's all about this stinky, smelly ogre who doesn't care… — Mike Myers
I may be smelly and I may be old, Rough in my pebbles, reedy in my pools, But where my fish float by I bless… — Stevie Smith
My friend Ed Begley goes fishing. It's a little smelly to me, I don't like it so much. I like to eat fish, but I… — Jeff Goldblum
Manhattan's always fascinating, too, just a big, stinky, smelly conglomeration of numbered avenues and streets, but it's just got a vibe that's hard to beat.… — Joe Elliott
ClichÃ©s are static, the emotion behind them long spent. If you are tempted to use them, here is a saying of my motherâ€™s: Fang pi… — Amy Tan
I was the night foreman of a galvanizing factory, which is hot and smelly and dirty and miserable. — Ronald Perelman
I have seen white settlers in Africa who had sworn that they would never sit down to table with those "smelly blacks" sit down quite… — Lewis Nkosi

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