Smells Like Quotes
- Don't you hate it when you get on a elevator and someone smells like they took a bath in perfume or cologne. — JREYES
- I had Five Guys Burger and Fries for dinner. Now my car smells like the food. Just realized it'd sound bad saying the smell in… — Brian Zilinek
- One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief. Afraid it's me. Sorry about that, old boy. — James Bond
- 50 shades of it smells like shit in here... — Katie Cassidy
- I'm the kind of girl who would wear his hoodie just because it smells like him — Unknown Author
- I'm the kind of girl who would wear his hoodie only because it smells like him — Unknown Author
- He's the type of guy that would give you his jacket just because he knows that when he gets it back, it'll smell like you.… — Ritu Ghatourey
- There is something about poverty that smells like death.Dead dreams dropping off theheart like leaves in a dry season and rotting around thefeet; impulses smothered… — Zora Neale Hurston
- Twinkle twinkle little slut name one guy you havent fucked. Was he skinny was he tall? Nevermind, you do them all. Twinkle twinkle little bitch,… — Tamika-leeigh
- Probably should've washed this, smells like R. Kelly sheets. Pissssss...But shit, it was 99 cents! — Macklemore
- Emerald green chain smells like brussels sprouts. — Riff Raff
- Your girlfriend's vagina? Smells like bumble bee tuna. — Riff Raff
- I don't wear vanilla-scented lotion or perfume. Most girls love that crap, but I can't do it. 'Cause I can't be the fat girl that… — Nikhil Saluja
- My room smells like chlorine and feels like a Tom Waits song. Which is kinda cool, except I didn't ask for it. — Adam Sessler
- A Woman Never Say: Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigarettes and beer. — Nikhil Saluja
- Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole! — Nikhil Saluja