Smells Like Quotes

117 Smells Like quotes by 93 unique authors

I've packed a cooler and a change of clothes Let's jump and see how far it goes You got my heart and your daddy's boat… — Sugarland
My soul probably smells like weed. — Unknown Author
If it looks like shit, smells like shit, and feels like shit, you don't have to actually eat it to know it's shit. — Unknown Author
This bar smells like an old lady farted piss. -Bodyguard — Eastbound And Down
It smells like vanilla in Aria. Instant boner. — Matthew Lush
OK, I can say some more about the video. I got a new analogy for you about it. It's like R. Kelly's 'Trapped in the… — Pete Wentz
Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about… — Chelsea Handler
Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da da disa. On her birthday, I miss ya. — Bart Simpson
From all the shit talk, your breath smells like an asshole. — Unknown Author
Not being mean, but Rihanna's perfume smells like a full blown hoe. — Known
It's ok to keep a couple of A-holes in your life...dis way u'll always remember wut BS smells like when it comes ur way. — FANCI
It's ok to keep a couple of A-holes in your life...dis way you'll always remember what BS smells like when it comes your way — FANCI
It's ok to keep a couple of A-holes in your life...This way you'll remember what BS smells like when it comes your way! — FANCI
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. — Unknown Author
I call my weed Nirvana, smells like teen spirit and my packs so fucking loud you can't hear it. Ahhhh! — Machine Gun Kelly
Fat man's funk...smells like rump. — Big Black
Why does coffee smell so good coming from a brewing pot, but smells like shit on someone's breath? — Jake Owen
Like my boy tells me; if it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, by golly, it is a rat. — Terrell Owens
Okay seriously.. to all you girls out there, after you give a blowjob to us don't try and kiss us alright? Your breath smells like… — Mitchell Sakundiak
Why don't you go see what it smells like underwater? TLKiacz — Unknown Author

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