Best Smell Like Sayings
89 Smell Like quotes by 78 unique authors
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Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.
— Rick Riordan
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Leo drummed his fingers. “Great. I should have installed a smoke screen that makes the ship smell like a giant chicken nugget. Remind me to…
— Rick Riordan
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I love the sound of it," Trina whispers, as if speaking too loudly might interrupt the drumming patter of the rain outside. "It makes me…
— James Dashner
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The sun's nearly level with the horizon, right behind his head, making this weird halo effect around his face—as if! I'm surprised he doesn't smell…
— Karen Marie Moning
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I miss you, Eleanor. I want to be with you all the time. You’re the smartest girl I’ve ever met, and the funniest, and everything…
— Rainbow Rowell
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My favourite smell is horses. In fact, most of the time, I do smell like horses.
— Eddie Campbell
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Twinkle twinkle little bitch close your legs they smell like fish name the guys u didn't fuck never mind u did them all twinkle twinkle…
— Jessi
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Telling people why you love them is like trying to explain how the wind smell like
— Simphiwe
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Goin fa tha gold but I'm comin for ya soul= call me reaper wit a consequential metaphor sickel--- go go gadget missles====choppers rip thru tissues---…
— Dru Stone
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She says I smell like safety and home ...
— Unknown Author
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My farts smell like they shit their pants.
— Green Monk
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Hoes on my dick cuz I smell like squidward.
— Lil B
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I got a new song for you: "Oh you're such a turd, oh yeah a giant turd, and you look like a turd, and you…
— Big Time Rush
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My hotel smell like cigarettes and weed.
— Mac Miller
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Ah, you smell like a winner. You smell like USA!
— Nick Swardson
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Cause they don't smile or smell like you. No they don't make me laugh or even cook like you.
— Miguel Jontel
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12 am she leaves. she dnt say where to. wont see her again till 12 noon. and she dnt smell like me. suddenly I see…
— Ne-yo
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I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat! -Jimmy
— Blades Of Glory
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Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one. -Mulan
— Disney Princess
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You smell like a baby prostitute.
— Janis
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I know what Johnson Johnson smell like that ain't no Johnson Johnson..!
— Madea
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The people who think they are big cheeses only smell like it.
— Jackana
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Your breath smell like ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass, stop now chew some mothafuckin bubble gum!
— Ass
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HOES ON MY DICK CAUSE I SMELL LIKE SQUIDWARD
— Lil B
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Its starting to smell like straight fish and chips. -Blue
— The Players Club
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