Smart Quotes

2304 Smart quotes by 1625 unique authors

I know I'm smart, I know I'm nice, That's why you can't see me like a poltergeist, Smokin la la la, give that bowl a… — Chris Webby
Pooh, for a bear of very little brain, you sure are a smart one. — Piglet
Allie was surprised how quickly she fell in love with Lon Hammond. He was handsome, smart, funny, sophisticated, and charming. He also came from old… — The Notebook
You think you're so smart, but I've seen you naked. — Bare Naked Ladies
Drop your guard, you don't have to be smart all of the time — Julian Casablancas
Y'all can miss me with that money talk. The smart money's on Hov, fuck what the dummies talk. — Jay-Z
Y'all can miss me with that money talk, the smart money's on hold fuk what the dummies talk. — Jay-Z
I'm holding on, I'm finding strength, I'm following my dreams. I've come too far, I'm smart enough, no matter what they say. — Jacob Latimore
Animals think they're pretty smart, shit on the ground, see in the dark. — Talking Heads
Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll. — Drake
Gal ya work hard to mek ya money. Roll it gal, roll it gal. If ya know ya smart and ya sexy. — Alison Hinds
Drake is not smart but wise you rock Drizzy.(; — Drake
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? — Daniel Tosh
Everybody is a product of their environment. So before I could get mad at my daddy I had to stop and think 'what the hell… — Lisa Left Eye
Let a smart girl read my dick-tionary I call that Ms. Webster head. Man I gotta get it when Im gonna get it how I… — Machine Gun Kelly
I'm not smart enough to think I have a resolution, I'll never be a man with mediocre constitution. My father told me that blood and… — Jedi Mind Tricks
You ain't smart enough to see what I know, Id like to stab myself and let me fuckin bleed til' I go. — Jedi Mind Tricks
Every first I murder I don't care what the topic is got a few mistress down in texas that I probably with. all of them… — Pac Div
Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to shore, but what you dont hear about is the many… — Dwight Schrute
But the smart money is on Sue the homewrecker landing her man. — Unknown Author
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams. — Unknown Author
Being smart is understanding the ways of life. Not understanding the formulas and problems that we as a life form have created. — Unknown Author
The paralyzed feel me, the blind see me...and the deaf can hear me and the smart fear me. — LiL Wayne
Boy you know you love it. How we're smart enough to make these millions. Strong enough to bare the children. Then get back to business. — Beyonce
Personal pride is, many times, our greatest unfriend. A smart man fights it and preserves his dignity. — Mariana Fulger

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