Sleeping Quotes

1157 Sleeping quotes by 861 unique authors

If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby? — Nikhil Saluja
Playing video games with girls is like sleeping with sirens. — Asking Alexander
STUDY = SLEEPING, TALKING, UNLIMITED, TEXTING, DREAMING, YAWNING !! XDD — Unknown Author
Nurse: A woman that wakes you up in the middle of the night to give you sleeping pills. — Nikhil Saluja
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito. — Paresh Markandeya
The time u feel like sleeping forever because dreams are better than reality — Arushi Tanwar
S.C.H.O.O.L = Seven crappy hours of our life. C.L.A.S.S = Come late and start sleeping. F.I.N.A.L.S = Fuck, I never actually learned shit. — Harriet Morgan
A sleeping baby is one of the cutest things ever! It makes all those late nights totally worth it! — Nishan Panwar
Since seventeen that pistol's been my blood brother. Sleeping with that lethal weapon, playing Danny Glover. — Ace Hood
Just chilling and sleeping :) — Unknown Author
I feel like I'm a cockroach when I'm sleeping on my back trying to get up — Nikhil Saluja
A Woman Never Say: Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wet spot. — Nikhil Saluja
You know she's the one when you stop sleeping with other ones. — Nikhil Saluja
A good boyfriend is somebody who makes his gurl breakfast while shes sleeping, put rose petals down leading to the kitchen and spends time around… — Damian Coleman
Sleeping every night next to Mona Lisa. The modern day version. With better features. — Jay-Z
Late at night when everyone is sleeping, I'm still awake thinking of you and secretly hoping that your awake and thinking of me too — Rytmz Ryme
Crazy Drivers stop sleeping away by the Stop Lights! Now they are Texting instead !! — Glen Rambharack
You better watch out, you better not cry you better not pout I'm telling you why, Santa Clause is stalking you now. He stalks you… — Unknown Author
Sleeping is the best solution for your problems, Until you wake up. — Nishan Panwar
I'd rather be with you, but you are not around. so i'ma call somebody up and see if they'd come down cause I hate sleeping… — Tamika-leeigh
Its a little hard to choose one option, between sleeping and Internet..! — Nikhil Saluja
Band sleeping with sirens song roger rabbit.... Nobody's gonna feel your pain When all is done And it's time for you to walk away — Sleeping With Sirens
Amazing Home Remedies: Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and sleeping pills on the same night. — Nikhil Saluja
Who cares abut getting to school early, or making it to that business metting so early, who cares about anything that happens it the morning,… — Levita Charin
When I don't get RT's, I assume half of you are sleeping and the other half have a life. — Nikhil Saluja

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