Sleeping Quotes
1157 Sleeping quotes by 861 unique authors
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Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.
— Blair Waldorf
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I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the…
— Afroman
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Its hard to do road work when you are sleeping in silk pyjamas
— Marvin Hagler
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For your information Potter, Asphodel and Wormwood make a sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the Draught of the Living Death, a Bezoar…
— Severus Snape
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Men dont realize that if were sleeping with them on the first date, were probably not interested in seeing them again either.
— Chelsea Handler
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Youve got Internet; youve got TV, and especially all these ads, so everybody thinks they may have insomnia if theyre not sleeping well.
— Unknown Author
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Some people who take sleep aids may actually have a serious sleep disorder that the sleeping pills could be masking. By far, the most people…
— Unknown Author
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I love sleeping in on Saturdays and I love college football games. I love not acting my age and good barbeque.
— Eric Church
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Who has to know? The way she feels inside. Those thoughts I can't deny. These sleeping dogs won't lie.
— All American Rejects
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Sleeping with all these men, thinking it's just sex. It ain't just sex, honey. It all has a root. And you got to find that…
— Gilda
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Sleeping with the enemy, so I fuck the world.
— Lil Wayne
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If you sleeping on me, than I hope you toss and turning. Im so cold Im hypothermic, ask yo girl she will confirm it.
— Lil Wayne
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Sleeping at the top, nightmares of the bottom. Everybody wanna be fly until you swat 'em.
— Lil Wayne
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You can spend the night if you don't plan on us both sleeping
— T Mills
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She was sleeping on me, but she's a light sleeper. I make her cum first, then I follow the leader.
— Lil Wayne
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I could have you dreaming ,when you aint even sleeping
— Lil Wayne
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So here's what I want you to do, God helping you: Take your everyday, ordinary life-your sleeping, eating, going-to-work, and walking-around life-and place it before…
— Unknown Author
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I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.
— George Foreman
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Shh, my foot's sleeping on the gas. No brake pads, no such thing as last.
— Lil Wayne
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Blair Waldorf: Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.
— Gossip Girl
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Ironic how you've been sleeping on the one you been dreaming bout
— J. Cole
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I just hate sleeping alone, I hate sleeping alone. So shes here and were both so throwed.
— Drake
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Not feeling well? Depressed and down in the dumps? Looking pale? Having trouble sleeping?... Call Dr Conrad Murray at Los Angeles Twin Towers Correctional Facility…
— Unknown Author
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I'm there to monitor your breathing I will watch you while you're sleeping. I will keep you safe and sound.
— Brand New
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If you want a fulfilling life...you really should not make sleeping a top priority! I want to make my life complete and use up not…
— Markesa Yeager
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