Best Skirt Quotations

166 Skirt quotes by 146 unique authors

If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you. — Dorothy Parker
Killer skirt, deadly legs. — Becca Fitzpatrick
But what I kept wondering about is this: that first second when she felt her skirt burning, what did she think? Before she knew it… — Aimee Bender
wishes for sons by Lucille Clifton i wish them cramps. i wish them a strange town and the last tampon. I wish them no 7-11.… — Lucille Clifton
Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts. "I've still got… — Janet Evanovich
Dad told Uncle Seth not to screw things up,” she informed me as we washed our hands. “He said even if Uncle Seth is famous,… — Richelle Mead
I could take you down on this sidewalk and be up that skirt of yours in a heartbeat. And you wouldn't fight me, would you?… — J R Ward
Why is it when I’m the one shot, I’m a baby, but when it’s you, it’s a matter of life and death and national security?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
At one O'Clock, Miss Celia comes in the kitchen and says she's ready for her first cooking lesson. She settles on a stool. She's wearing… — Kathryn Stockett
Another vampire pushed her way through the crowd to stand at his side—a pretty blue-haired Asian girl in a silver foil skirt. Clary wondered if… — Cassandra Clare
She's wearing a tight red sweater and a red skirt and enough makeup to scare a hooker. — Kathryn Stockett
Where were we?" she said. "Getting credit," I said. "What about it?" "Well, it's nice to get credit." The spokes of her rear wheel spun… — Jerry Spinelli
Morely: You're trying to make me [i]Amelie[/i] Oliver: Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt — Rachel Caine
The circus tent was flowing pale in the rain like a fleshy flower lit from within. It seemed to bloom in the downpour. Drops of… — Francesca Lia Block
I notice her blouse has pulled out of her skirt in the back again and force myself to stay calm. "Tuck your tail in, little… — Suzanne Collins
And then Serafina understood something for which the witches had no word: it was the idea of pilgrimage. She understood why these beings would wait… — Philip Pullman
Don't leave me, Rainbow Girl." Rainbow Girl. Was that who I was? It seemed so long ago. I smiled faintly. "Remember the skirt I wore… — Karen Marie Moning
Me, I was still in the pygmy hippo in a skirt, singing lusty songs about Solomon's private life and a giant stone back and forth… — Jonathan Stroud
Hippo in a skirt: this was a comic reference to one of Solomon's principal wives, the one from Moab. Childish? Yes. But in the days… — Jonathan Stroud
Isaac Asimov's remark about the infantilism of pseudoscience is just as applicable to religion: 'Inspect every piece of pseudoscience and you will find a security… — Richard Dawkins
This is the first adventure I’ve survived without being kidnapped, attacked, knocked unconscious or possessed by evil spirits. A ripped blouse? Ruined skirt? Bad hair?… — Kelley Armstrong
People only see in us the contemptible skirt-fever which rules our actions but completely miss the beauty-hunger underlying it. — Lawrence Durrell
It's good to see you, little one." He (Uncle Eddie) scanned her short skirt. "I only wish I were not seeing quite so much of… — Ally Carter
Here I am in the garden laughing an old woman with heavy breasts and a nicely mapped face how did this happen well that's who… — Grace Paley
A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest — Winston Churchill

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