"If you wear a short enough skirt, the……" — Dorothy Parker
"If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you."
More Kick Ass Quotes
- If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. — Dale Carnegie
- There are no regrets in life, just lessons. — Jennifer Aniston
- I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. — Roddy Piper
- I am one of those people who can't help getting a kick out of life - even when it's a… — Polly Adler
- That's the public-school system all over. They may kick you out, but they never let you down. — Evelyn Waugh
- Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargain for. — StanisÅ‚aw I LeszczyÅ„ski
- If you don't get a kick out of the job you're doing you'd better hunt for another one. — Samuel M. Vauclain
- Would you kick an opponent when he was down? Yes, if I thought he might get up. — Edmund Rouse
- You can approach the act of writing with nervousness, excitement, hopefulness, or even despair - the sense that you can… — Stephen King
- Zoe Saldana is such an angel. She’s got such an openness and vulnerability on camera and yet such great strength.… — Zachary Quinto
- Prince Charming is very nice and very honest and very confident in who he is and funny and knows how… — Alicia Silverstone
- I'm so excited that my label Rocker Records has partnered with Cleopatra Records to put out this collection of RARE… — Carmine Appice