Sir Quotes

841 Sir quotes by 498 unique authors

I don't care a damn for their guns, or you either, sir! What I want is the Southside Railroad! — Philip Sheridan
A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said: What for, officer? He said: My chips are too… — Tommy Cooper
When my information changes, I alter my conclusions. What do you do, sir? — John Maynard Keynes
The motto of all true servants of God must be, ‘We preach Christ; and him crucified.’ A sermon without Christ in it is like a… — Charles Spurgeon
Sir John Hall was a multi-millionaire when I came back to Newcastle. With all the players I've bought, I'm trying to make him just an… — Kevin Keegan
There is an old story about the boy at Eton who committed suicide. The other boys in his house were gathered together and asked if… — Auberon Waugh
RIP Sir Alfredo Di Stefano. I will never forget each of the shared moments with such a football legend. — Sergio Ramos
Could we have entered into the mind of Sir Isaac Newton, and have traced all the steps by which he produced his great works, we… — Joseph Priestley
Genius is often a short way of spelling hard work. Poverty, obscurity, struggle and ambition formed the foundation for many careers of transcendent achievement. Few… — B. C. Forbes
"Why, I don't exactly know about perjury, my dear sir," replied the little gentleman. "Harsh word, my dear sir, very harsh word indeed. It's a… — Charles Dickens
When Sir Winton Turnbull [who represented a large rural seat] was raving and ranting on the adjournment and shouted: “I am a Country member”. I… — Gough Whitlam
It happens the world over - we love ourselves more than we do the one we say we love. We all want to be Number… — Irene Hunt
Sir Hugh Greene is the man I hold most responsible for the state of our country today. For 11 years hardly a week went by… — Mary Whitehouse
He's going to be what?! Oh for God's sake. Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with a famous bird. — Ian Holloway
There are a lot of Christians who are halfway fellows. They stand in the door, holding on to the Church with one hand while they… — Mordecai Ham
Winston Churchill was not entirely British. His mother was American, making Sir Winston part Iroquois Indian. — Rachel Blanchard
Steve Jobs was Apple; Sir Alex Ferguson is Manchester United, — David Gill
I would advise you Sir, to study algebra, if you are not already an adept in it: your head would be less muddy, and you… — Samuel Johnson
I've had to deal with everything but everyone has helped me, including Sir Alex Ferguson, to get through. George Best was a good friend of… — Paul Gascoigne
A losing trade, I assure you, sir: literature is a drug. — George Henry Borrow
Is O used by René and Sir Stephen, or does she in fact use them, and...all those irons and chains and obligatory debauchery, to fulfill… — Anne Desclos
Lord Bacon told Sir Edward Coke when he was boasting, The less you speak of your greatness, the more shall I think of it. — William Shakespeare
Ever since my children were born, the moment I looked at them I was crazy about them. Once I held them I was hooked. I… — Robin Williams
If you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a month, and at… — George Carlin
A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair. — Samuel Johnson

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