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• I'm a ride or die bitch when it comes to Six Flags.
• When you assume you make an ass out of u and me.
• As soon as I get out the shower my hair just looks like one fucked up piece of seaweed.
• I wish I had powers so I could magically make a peperoni pizza appear in front of me along with Channing Tatum!
• Sometimes I think people get Facebook confused with eharmony! Smh
• The awkward moment when two frenemies say I love you! on Facebook...
• I'm not tooo religious or anything but I think God has certain things happen to you for a reason whether it's bad…
• I want to get high off your love and drunk off your body.
• The moment you stop caring about what other people think of you is when you'll know what true freedom is.
• Girl: Your favorite band/singer sucks! * 25 MINUTES LATER* Cop: So she fell down the stairs? Me: Yeah, Let's go with that.
• I tried reaching to someone out of the kindness of my heart because I valued their friendship a lot but instead they…
• I'm not the super religious type, but I know God gave me this life for a damn reason and NO ONE will…

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