Lisette Alfaro Quotes

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• I'm a ride or die bitch when it comes to Six Flags.
• When you assume you make an ass out of u and me.
• As soon as I get out the shower my hair just looks like one fucked up piece of seaweed.
• I wish I had powers so I could magically make a peperoni pizza appear in front of me along with Channing Tatum!
• Sometimes I think people get Facebook confused with eharmony! Smh
• The awkward moment when two frenemies say I love you! on Facebook...
• I'm not tooo religious or anything but I think God has certain things happen to you for a reason whether it's bad or good. You…
• I want to get high off your love and drunk off your body.
• The moment you stop caring about what other people think of you is when you'll know what true freedom is.
• Girl: Your favorite band/singer sucks! * 25 MINUTES LATER* Cop: So she fell down the stairs? Me: Yeah, Let's go with that.
• I tried reaching to someone out of the kindness of my heart because I valued their friendship a lot but instead they threw snide and…
• I'm not the super religious type, but I know God gave me this life for a damn reason and NO ONE will bring me down…
• You saw me at my weakest good for you, but honey I saw you at your lowest and believe me being a slut is not…
• You can try to have all the friends in the world to cover up your bitterness inside but if your not happy with or without…
• When you have a goal in life don't give up on it, work hard to make it happen.
• You can only try to reach out to someone for soo long, but if they don't want anything to deal with you or simply don't…
• If a broken leg can heal, so can a broken heart.
• It takes a heartless friend to turn you into a heartless person.
• Ladies, if your tired of being single and want a nice long term relationship with a nice respectful guy then drop the partying,and put that…
• In a relationship, a guy should never make a woman jealous of other women, instead make other women jealous of her.

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