Simmons Quotes

30 Simmons quotes by 19 unique authors

I like the fact that this kind of family has been seen in a movie a million times: teenage kids, the family is a bit… — Gary Cole
I ended up gettin a little Gibson amp and a bass, because of Gene Simmons of Kiss. Myself and three other kids would pretend to… — Jason Newsted
My mentor Jon Simmons introduced me to the Stanislavski system, which is so heavy on back-story. So you write and write and write these back… — Chris Zylka
Gene Simmons planned on being a success the moment he launched himself out of his mother's womb. — Gene Simmons
Between last night and this morning, I've been getting a lot of messages from overseas fans along the lines of 'There's an American comic ripping… — Tite Kubo
I always wanted to do a deal with Russell Simmons, and now I've got my signature on a piece of paper with his. — El-P
Where I live in Oklahoma, it's all ranchers. My friends are all cowboys and pretty rough guys. If I had a hot tub back there,… — Blake Shelton
I would urge all bands that say they only care about credibility and don't care about money to send Gene Simmons every dollar that they… — Gene Simmons
I could be hit by a Sara Lee truck tomorrow. Which is not a bad way of going: 'Richard Simmons Found in a Freeway in… — Richard Simmons
Body piercing and baggy clothes express identity among black youth, and not just beginning with hip-hop culture. Moreover, young black entrepreneurs like Sean 'P. Diddy'… — Michael Eric Dyson
I am Plato's Republic. Mr. Simmons is Marcus. I want you to meet Jonathan Swift, the author of that evil political book, Gulliver's Travels! And… — Ray Bradbury
It's not unsporting to thrash a cowardly cad,' said Simmons. 'Everyone knows you don't fight like a gentleman.' 'That might be called an oxymoron,' Ramses… — Barbara Mertz
Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns — Matt Groening
I would not want to be Richard Simmons... right now or anytime. He seems like a nice guy, but if I had to dress like… — Blake Shelton
The hottest trash-disco star in the world: Ke$ha! She has a lot in common with Kiss, actually, even spelling her name with a dollar sign… — Rob Sheffield
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the park. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Why'd… — Madea
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea' Simmons:… — Madea
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: What do you want to be? Nikki: I want to be a lawyer. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: That's good, I might need you… — Madea
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [to Nikki about Joe] Go help that thing find its shoes so we can get out of here. — Madea
Carlos: Can we have a moment alone? Mable 'Madea' Simmons: In my house? Hell no! — Madea
Joe: I was hoping they would lock you the hell up. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: The only thing locked up around here is your bowels. Now… — Madea
Vanessa: [with Lisa] A friend of ours is being beaten by her husband and we want to know what we should do. Mable 'Madea' Simmons:… — Madea
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum! Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call 911!… — Madea
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Joe. Did that thing just push you? Joe: Sho did. She don't know about us. We Baptist. We tear this place up.… — Madea
My name is Joseph Simmons but my middle name's Lord and when I'm rockin on the mic, you should all applaud. — Run DMC

Who Wrote These Simmons Quotes

19 authors contributed a total of 30 Simmons Quotes as follows: