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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings… — John Oliver
I have two last pieces of advice. First, being pre-approved for a credit card does not mean you have to apply for it. And lastly,… — Stephen Colbert
I won't be doing the new show in character, so we'll all get to find out how much of him was me. I'm looking forward… — Stephen Colbert
Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show. — Rob Corddry
American officials have bent over backwards to show how sensitive they are to Muslim culture. It didn't seem very effective. They seem to be worried… — Tucker Carlson
Fame stole my yellow. Yellow is the color you get when you're real and brutally honest. Yellow is with my kids[...]The bundle of bright yellow… — Rosie O'Donnell
I eat cupcakes and I don't work out! But if you ask me in 10 years, I'm going to regret answering that way now. I… — Blake Lively
It used to be only on TV that women could lead, that a show could be based on a woman — Sarah Michelle Gellar
Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: 'You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer.' Why not… — Robin Williams
The reason I stopped modeling was because I was not pleased with trying to portray something that is impossible to reach. Even when I do… — Diane Kruger
Love is a verb and verbs show action — Unknown Author
If we could sell 100,000 units every album, that would rock. We'd have a big cult following, we'd have a built-in fanbase so we could… — Dustin Diamond
There's reality shows and things like that and I think 'Parenthood''s kind of a throwback to what we used to have back in the '70s,… — Monica Potter
I got everything I wanted. When I was young in Kansas City, I knew nothing about Frank Sinatra, Billy Eckstine, Ella Fitzgerald, of all those… — Count Basie
Joss Whedon said to me, 'If you think you are taking over the show, you have got another think coming.' He said, 'You are here… — James Marsters
And to get that much talent in the show—and to keep it constant and consistent—I think is a remarkable feat. — Anthony Head
I am young. I better show off what I have now. — Michelle Trachtenberg
At this point we've answered about every question you could possibly imagine about Deep Space Nine, so we do this thing called Theatrical Jazz, where… — Rene Auberjonois
The slapdash way producers used to assemble a show seems a little unbelievable when we talk about them now — Ethel Merman
I was lucky enough to have the songs in my first show written by George and Ira Gershwin. Then Cole Porter wrote five shows for… — Ethel Merman
When I'm asked how to succeed in show business, I always say I haven't the foggiest — Ethel Merman
Now they talk on the radio about the record set by (Babe) Ruth, and (Joe) DiMaggio and Henry Aaron. But they rarely mention mine. Do… — Roger Maris
When a young person asks me: 'Can you show me how to do this?' I simply answer: 'No, I am going to show you how… — David Belle
Women are always murdered and maimed, and they’re never given their rightful place as lead characters! And I think [creator Michael Hirst] has just written… — Clive Standen
Age simply doesn't enter into it! The older the friend, the more he is valued, particularly when he shows so visibly the characteristics that we… — Unknown Author

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