Shotguns Quotes

63 quotes by 58 authors

If a politician isn't perfectly comfortable with the idea of his average constituent, any man, woman, or responsible child, walking into a hardware store and… — L. Neil Smith
I wish I was still an atheist. Believing I was born into a harsh, uncaring cosmos â€“ in which my existence was a random roll… — Charles Stross
For the millennium [New Year's Eve], you really have a choice to make. You either have to be naked with your head on fire and… — Tom Morello
A youth's knowledge is like a cheap shotgun-likely to do as much damage to the owner as to the game. — Austin O'Malley
People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?' — Bill Hicks
Perl doesn't have an infatuation with enforced privacy. It would prefer that you stayed out of its living room because you weren't invited, not because… — Larry Wall
A man canâ€™t have too many guitars or too many shotguns. — Robert Earl Keen
You donâ€™t need an AR-15. Itâ€™s harder to aim, itâ€™s harder to use, and in fact, you donâ€™t need 30 rounds to protect yourself. Buy… — Unknown Author
Network selectively. Nothing says "business newbie" like shotgun networking. "You never know when someone might say yes" is marketing for dummies. Take the time to… — Steve Pavlina
I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground… — Jack Handey
On a horse that consistently hung left-The best thing you can do is put a bit of lead in his right ear, to act as… — Lester Piggott
I was here, and I loaded a shotgun on Independence Day, but I didn't kill anybody. I didn't drone any children. I didn't steal any… — Adam Kokesh
Love is contraband in Hell, cause love is an acid that eats away bars. But you, me, and tomorrow hold hands and make vows that… — Assata Shakur
When perfectionism is driving us, shame is riding shotgun and fear is that annoying backseat driver! — BrenÃ© Brown
The best long range shotgun load to have in one's boat for mallards is a fine retriever. — Nash Buckingham
It's easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun. — Larry Wall
We have a shotgun we inherited from my father-in-law, a paranoid Englishman living in Texas. I have a .22 Marlin rifle, similar to the one… — Bonnie Jo Campbell
People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy… — Bill Hicks
I can walk into a gun store in my town and buy military-grade weapons. You'd be shocked by the amount of firepower you can buy… — Jonathan Gottschall
It's sometimes better to pretend I don't hear the sound of somebody in the nearby woods with a shotgun. — Dashiell Hammett

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