Shotguns Quotes
63 quotes by 58 authors
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If a politician isn't perfectly comfortable with the idea of his average constituent, any man, woman, or responsible child, walking into a hardware store and…
— L. Neil Smith
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I wish I was still an atheist. Believing I was born into a harsh, uncaring cosmos – in which my existence was a random roll…
— Charles Stross
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For the millennium [New Year's Eve], you really have a choice to make. You either have to be naked with your head on fire and…
— Tom Morello
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A youth's knowledge is like a cheap shotgun-likely to do as much damage to the owner as to the game.
— Austin O'Malley
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People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'
— Bill Hicks
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Perl doesn't have an infatuation with enforced privacy. It would prefer that you stayed out of its living room because you weren't invited, not because…
— Larry Wall
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A man can’t have too many guitars or too many shotguns.
— Robert Earl Keen
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You don’t need an AR-15. It’s harder to aim, it’s harder to use, and in fact, you don’t need 30 rounds to protect yourself. Buy…
— Unknown Author
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Network selectively. Nothing says "business newbie" like shotgun networking. "You never know when someone might say yes" is marketing for dummies. Take the time to…
— Steve Pavlina
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I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground…
— Jack Handey
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On a horse that consistently hung left-The best thing you can do is put a bit of lead in his right ear, to act as…
— Lester Piggott
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I was here, and I loaded a shotgun on Independence Day, but I didn't kill anybody. I didn't drone any children. I didn't steal any…
— Adam Kokesh
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Love is contraband in Hell, cause love is an acid that eats away bars. But you, me, and tomorrow hold hands and make vows that…
— Assata Shakur
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When perfectionism is driving us, shame is riding shotgun and fear is that annoying backseat driver!
— Brené Brown
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The best long range shotgun load to have in one's boat for mallards is a fine retriever.
— Nash Buckingham
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It's easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun.
— Larry Wall
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We have a shotgun we inherited from my father-in-law, a paranoid Englishman living in Texas. I have a .22 Marlin rifle, similar to the one…
— Bonnie Jo Campbell
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People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings in Fife, Alabama. I asked a guy, "Why do you bring a gun to a UFO sighting?" Guy…
— Bill Hicks
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I can walk into a gun store in my town and buy military-grade weapons. You'd be shocked by the amount of firepower you can buy…
— Jonathan Gottschall
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It's sometimes better to pretend I don't hear the sound of somebody in the nearby woods with a shotgun.
— Dashiell Hammett
Who Wrote These Shotguns Quotes
58 authors contributed a total of 63 Shotguns Quotes, led by these top contributors: