Short Comedy Quotes by Andy Samberg

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• If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode.
• Obviously, SNL has a lot of viewers, but the potential for a movie is through the roof.
• I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both…
• I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops.
• It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't…
• I've always felt that if something is polarizing, that's usually the stuff I like the most. If something is taking a chance…
• Class Day is a terrible name for a day when you don't have to go to any class.
• If had a penny for every strange look I've gotten from strangers on the street I'd have about 10 to 15 dollars,…
• You are graduating from college. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. No, that's…
• No matter how much it's growing, the Internet still is a pretty specific demographic. It doesn't necessarily represent the general populace.
• I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a…
• I didn't realize how much people liked to bash SNL until I was on. I've always just liked it, and I've always…

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