Shitting Quotes

29 Shitting quotes by 21 unique authors

Have a smile for breakfast, you'll be shitting joy by lunch. — Joe Abercrombie
That's the thing about being a Labrador retriever - you were born for fun. Seldom was your loopy, freewheeling mind cluttered by contemplation, and never… — Carl Hiaasen
I'm not using drugs to get high like many people think. I know I made a big mistake when I started using this sh-. It's… — Layne Staley
I quit drugs before I quit drinking because drugs were taking their toll on me. I was sick of the headaches and the puking and… — Lars Frederiksen
When the Kiwis ran onto the field we could see the poor bastards were shitting themselves. — Unknown Author
The passage of time eliminates some of the more intimate details of one's existence. The routine trivia like passing water and shitting and the amount… — Ray Davies
Want to talk about Shakespeare's sonnets?" asked Orphu of Io. Are you shitting me?" The moravecs loved the ancient human colloquial phrases, the more scatological… — Dan Simmons
I don't know. Sometimes I try to say what's on my mind and it comes out sounding like I ate a dictionary and I'm shitting… — J. R. Moehringer
Being a bird ain't all about flying and shitting from high places. — Voltaire
The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat. — Nikhil Saluja
I mean like u still get girls who think they are models becz they hv a blackberry n picmix smh — Precious Lekoma Napo
Have sex with a guy because you want to Not because after sex, you expect a relationship Sometimes girls like making things difficult for themselves.… — Lekoma Precious Napo
You boys is washed up and I'm shitting on em like two girls in one cup. — Lil Wayne
Cuz I'm shitting, hold your nose, Get a Louis bag for what? Bitch I been had swag, I got 50 thou' cash in a brown… — Gorilla Zoe
The only time I was dependent is when I'm 70 years old. Thats when I cant hold my shit within, so I shit on myself...… — Lil Wayne
Killin niggas at rap, but being the mans my specialty. I love shitting on all my exes especially. — Big Sean
Im shitting on every statistic that said ill be dead or fucking broke. — Big Sean
I just got punked by a homeless man, he asked me 4 some $ so I gave him $5..this bitch had the nerve 2 say… — Kevin Hart
Its hard to see the one you love bull shitting — Unknown Author
Who am I to talk I aint shitting roseswe all in the same picture buut we all got different poses. — Lil Wayne
Twisting up the medicine, shitting on my competition. Easy parts forgetting, but the hardest parts to try forgiving. — Wiz Khalifa
Dear asshole that made me tip toe painfully out the most disgusting Porto potty, up a fairly steep hill, and at least two hundred more… — Massmurder
R. Kelly and the God of rap. Shitting on you, holy crap. — Kanye West
Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today. — Marlon Wayans
I used to think enemies were the worst people in the world, but that was until I met fake friends and realized that they're a… — Ritu Ghatourey

Who Wrote These Shitting Quotes

21 authors contributed a total of 29 Shitting Quotes as follows: