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- Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. — Erma Bombeck
- Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. — Lloyd Bridges
- He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical. — Les Dawson
- We're all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils. — Jadakiss
- We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane. Saints or sex addicts. Heroes or… — Chuck Palahniuk
- Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. — Marilyn Monroe
- I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should… — Les Dawson
- I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. — Les Dawson