Shirts Quotes

918 Shirts quotes by 649 unique authors

I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my… — Rodney Dangerfield
Paul Ryan, who teamed up with Akin in the House to sponsor harsh anti-abortion bills, may look young and hip and new generation, with his… — Maureen Dowd
I'm rockin' PJ's and no shirt. I smoke weed, eat yogurt — Mac Miller
First thing, I throw on some jeans, a T-shirt and my Keds sneakers and make coffee. That is actually my favorite time of day. That… — Lucinda Williams
To mark the 0-year anniversary of 9/, I wanted to launch an FDNY shirt that pays tribute to the brave first responders who, like my… — Mark Sanchez
The keynote of American civilization is a sort of warm-hearted vulgarity. The Americans have none of the irony of the English, none of their cool… — Raymond Chandler
Always been purple. Like I remember being in the first grade, looking up at the color charts, and saying, 'Man, purple is the best color,… — Synyster Gates
I find it relatively easy to keep my clothes on because I don't really feel like taking them off. It's not an urge I have.… — Taylor Swift
Girls don’t really recognize me on the street. No one has tried to serenade me or rip my shirt off. — Mark Salling
Where's my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It's my most capable-looking outfit! — Unknown Author
The unpadded shoulders, the three-buttoned long and boxy coat, the too-short, thin pants, and the thin ties with striped buttoned shirts in dark colors-well, I… — Fred Astaire
I just heard a story from someone the other day where somebody was beaten up by Christians for wearing one of our shirts. Of course,… — Davey Havok
Reducing your life down to three pairs of jeans, two skirts, a couple of shirts, and a few pairs of shoes was so nice for… — Emma Watson
The first thing I ever bought for myself was a green Lacoste shirt. — Mary-Louise Parker
When I was a kid I was the king of mullets. If you’re wearing a rock T-shirt and you’re a fan of Rush – one… — Jared Leto
I have like 20 snap-up shirts in my closet, and I never, never would have thought before FNL would I have had that. — Taylor Kitsch
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt. — Nick Offerman
There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the bone structure and… — Janeane Garofalo
When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up to them and… — Janeane Garofalo
I would like to see the Pope wearing my T-shirt. — Madonna Ciccone
When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start… — Dane Cook
I never get to wear a suit in my life, much less a tuxedo. It's kind of really fun to get to dress up, because… — Lee Pace
Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I… — Colin Mochrie
So I wanted to show what I did with the money. So I got red silk shirts, beautiful hats, wonderful saddles, a great horse, and… — Eli Wallach
Well what I would really like is a bunch of little n***ers to wear long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts and black bow ties. You know,… — Paula Deen

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