Sheep Quotes

565 Sheep quotes by 437 unique authors

The merest accident of microgeography had meant that the first man to hear the voice of Om, and who gave Om his view of humans,… — Terry Pratchett
No teacher has ever failed from ignorance. That is empiric professional knowledge. Teachers fail because they cannot `handle the class.' Real education must ultimately be… — Ezra Pound
Don't blame you," said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later. — Douglas Adams
People go around mourning the death of God; it's the death of sssin that bothers me. Without ssin, people aren't people any more, they're just… — John Updike
May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense. — Christopher Moore
We are a species that needs and wants to understand who we are. Sheep lice do not seem to share this longing, which is one… — Anne Lamott
The first action to be taken is to pull ourselves together. If we are going to be destroyed by an atomic bomb, let that bomb,… — C.S. Lewis
Anyhow we never know where we must go, nor what guides we are to get---people,storms, guardian angels, or sheep.... — John Muir
At one time I say to myself: "Surely not! The little prince shuts his flower under her glass globe every night, and he watches over… — Antoine de Saint-Exupery
All this shouldn't last; but it will, always; the human 'always' of course, a century, two centuries... and after that it will be different, but… — Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa
A man when he is making up to anybody can be cordial and gallant and full of little attentions and altogether charming. But when a… — Agatha Christie
Novelty may fix our attention not even on the service but on the celebrant. You know what I mean. Try as one may to exclude… — C.S. Lewis
if a sheep eats bushes does it eat flowers too? a sheep eats whatever it finds even a flower with thorn? even a flower with… — Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Here I am not the one to throw out. No one steals my warmth and shoes because I am small. No one handles my backside.… — Toni Morrison
I find her anecdotes more efficacious than sheep-counting, rain on a tin roof, or alanol tablets.... you will find me and Morpheus, off in a… — Dorothy Parker
Tally-When you looked around at everyone else how come you didnâ€™t notice they were brain damaged? Az - We didnâ€™t have much to compare our… — Scott Westerfeld
Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep! — Anton Szandor LaVey
The pastor ought to have two voices: one, for gathering the sheep; and another, for warding off and driving away wolves and thieves. The Scripture… — John Calvin
Sheep. I'm stuck in a boarding school filled with sheep. — Libba Bray
You pile of stones, you waste, you desolation, I'll stuff you with misery till it comes out of your eyes. I'll change your heart into… — Peter S. Beagle

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