Best She Told Me Quotes
121 She Told Me quotes by 104 unique authors
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a…
— Rodney Dangerfield
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her…
— Rodney Dangerfield
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I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the…
— Demetri Martin
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David Stern should get with the mothers of the NBA and let the moms decide what the dress code should be. I asked my mother…
— Shaquille O'Neal
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Mum had done everything you need to educate a kid. She made me a kid who likes books and she told me about 'Wind in…
— Terry Pratchett
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She told me that every other step was just for me.' But that's only half of the dance,' I said. Yeah,' my father said. 'She…
— Sherman Alexie
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They were Jesuits," she told me. "That means they believe in God but not in terlet paper. You should have seen their underwear. Disgusting.
— David Sedaris
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No one expected you to amount to much," she told me. "Lori was the smart one, Maureen the pretty one, and Brian the brave one.…
— Jeannette Walls
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Your mother won a special reward," she told me, "because everyone had a head in her pictures. We all applauded.
— Sarah Dessen
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Each person is made of five different elements, she told me. Too much fire and you had a bad temper. That was like my father,…
— Amy Tan
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Then she told me why a tiger is gold and black. It has two ways. The gold side leaps with its fierce heart. The black…
— Amy Tan
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You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. 'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)…
— James Patterson
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I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger].…
— Neil Gaiman
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she told me she'd be a phoenix." The image of the mythical creature rising from the ashes glitters in my mind. "They don't really exist."…
— Jodi Picoult
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A piece of me is gone," she told me once while we were bra shopping. "I think we're made up of all these different pieces…
— Melina Marchetta
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I'll let you and Zia have some quality time," she told me. "Just the two of you and your coat.
— Rick Riordan
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she braided my sister's hair with hands that smelled deep roots buried in the earth she told me the old stories how time never mattered…
— Sherman Alexie
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His gaze was a lot steadier than her heartbeat. “She’s the reason for those whispered phone calls I used to overhear, isn’t she?” “Don’t be…
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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If you could just see your face,” she told me. “You look like a cat in a bathtub.
— Patricia Briggs
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Don't open that door," she said. "The hallway is full of difficult dreams." And I asked her: "How do you know?" And she told me:…
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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I love my mom. And this time, I told her I loved her. And she told me she loved me, too. And things were okay…
— Stephen Chbosky
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I forgot my purse of laughter when I dressed this mornin'," she told me. "Have you not bought anythin' the last few days? Prices have…
— Tamora Pierce
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She said Robert Joyner had killed himself with a gun. And then I asked why, and then she told me that he was getting a…
— John Green
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Her free hand was clenched in a fist. I held still, waiting for her to say something, to tell me she should have never left…
— Tamora Pierce
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