Shampoo Quotes

65 Shampoo quotes by 52 unique authors

My hair is not really white; it's kind of grayish, and I don't like the color. So I make it totally white with Klorane dry… — Karl Lagerfeld
People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. — Jack Nicholson
I'll tell you what I probably would prefer to happen less and less: actors that I know and respect in shampoo ads. Or modeling. — Sean Penn
A working woman could save a few shillings a week, and then every five weeks she'd come in and we'd cut her hair. She could… — Vidal Sassoon
One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers. — Lawrence Welk
Sometimes I still have American dreams. I mean literally. I see microwave ovens and exercise machines and grocery store shelves with 30 brands of shampoo,… — Barbara Kingsolver
He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
The moment in The Bell Jar when Esther Greenwood realizes after thirty days in the same black turtleneck that she never wants to wash her… — Elizabeth Wurtzel
Besides, if I wanted to hear people speaking wall-to-wall French, all I had to do was remove my headphones and participate in what is known… — David Sedaris
Songs and smells will bring you back to a moment in time more than anything else. It's amazing how much can be conjured with a… — Emily Giffin
You smell good, too,” said Patch It’s called a shower.” I was staring straight ahead. When he didn’t answer, I turned sideways. “Soap. Shampoo. Hot… — Becca Fitzpatrick
They all looked like a shampoo commercial, healthy and clear-skinned, perfectly proportioned, a group of handsome young men. Their clothes hung on them like they… — Lilith Saintcrow
Since we're keeping it primal, you smell good," he observed. "It's called a shower...," I began automatically, then trailed off. My memory snagged, taken aback… — Becca Fitzpatrick
How will I survive this missing? How do others do it? People die all the time. Every day. Every hour. There are families all over… — Jandy Nelson
That’s what she was, Joanna felt suddenly. That’s what they all were, all the Stepford wives: actresses in commercials, pleased with detergents and floor wax,… — Ira Levin
I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you. — David Levithan
They were both totally laughing, and he was twirling her, and her hair was flying around like she was in a shampoo commercial. Seriously. She… — Ally Carter
You smell good." "It's called a shower. Soap, shampoo, water-" "Naked. I know the drill. — Becca Fitzpatrick
It's being a grown up, which I never figured out how to do, scrubbing the tub, and remembering to eat and shampoo my hair. It's… — Elizabeth Wurtzel
The family. We are a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money,… — Erma Bombeck
Hair wax is my go-to. When it comes to shampoo, I use whatever is at the rink. — Carl Hagelin
I like Pantene shampoo and conditioner because my hair is so straight, and I find it gives me a little lift. — Jacquelyn Jablonski
The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money,… — Erma Bombeck
A broken heart is like getting shampoo in your eyes. It feels for a while like you'll never see again, but after a few tears… — Bernajoy Vaal
The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells. — Babloo

Who Wrote These Shampoo Quotes

52 authors contributed a total of 65 Shampoo Quotes, led by these top contributors: